Pranked my mom by knocking on a random hotel door while we was walking

Vine by Mightyduck


albus severus potter, you were named after two of my most problematic faves

Hope you’ve saved your energy. If you haven’t, you might not last five minutes.
black person: *says something factual about racism in the U.S./world
white people: you're being racist against white people...you can't fight hate with hate...etc.
random white person: *says exact same shit*
white people: wow, i never thought of it that way but you're absolutely right.


today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS


seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends


i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

Na via lerno victoria.